Saturday, November 26, 2005

somewhere from the net...

Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest (G: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

RS: "Rye...Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes...I'd like some bacon and eggs."

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"

G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"

G: "What?"

RS: "An toes. July sahn toes?"

G: "I don't think so."

RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what
'judo wan sahn toes' means,"

RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine, Yes, an English muffin will be
fine."

RS: "We bodder?"

G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Excuse me?"

RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"

G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."

RS: "One minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish
moppin we bodder on sigh and copy..rye??"
G: "Whatever you say."

RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."

G: "You're very welcome."

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