Blah blah and etcetera

9:00 am

We are taken to an exclusive footage regarding Bird flu on a news channel.

Hamare samvaddata Naresh is samay Navapur mein hai. I am informed. Ha Naresh, kaisa hai waha ka maahol?

Naresh gets confused but he recovers fast.

Yaha sthiti bohot he naajuk hai Sunil. I start getting worried. Just like Sunil. Yaha murgiya hi nahi panchee bhi apne ap mar rahe hai.

Panchi bhi? Sunil is curious from the studio. I, from home.

Haan..chaliye hum apko mare hue panchiyo ki taraf le chalte hai.

I expect a huge ground full of dead birds, a very sorry sight. Instead, Naresh says, Wo dekho us ped ke upar ek kauwa mara pada hai, kya aap dekh sakte hai?

Cameraman tries his best to focus. Naresh tries his best to convince me its a crow. I can see the tree but its hard to locate the crow. But anyway, there is something blackish and that must be the dead crow which died of bird flu diagnosed by Naresh in Navapur.

I am a disappointed. So is Sunil.

9:00 pm

Hamare samvaddata Naresh is samay Navapur mein moujud hai jaha highschool kaksha ke chaatron ko exam ke samay copy karte waqt hamare cameraman ne pakda. Naresh kya tum hume sun sakte ho?

Naresh is ready.

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ps - Have you tried chicken post blood flu hysteria? Trust me, it never tasted better.

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Falling

Falling in love is so hard on the knees...

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